Who can afford to give coal to those that have been naughty this year...
Best bet is to fill their aural coffers with a digital sack of shiny saccharine-free Electric Ornaments carefully constructed by the mischievous elves of Idol Records. These ornamental treasures inter-connect seamlessly with ten newly minted train tracks to piece together a 28-song Christmas stack to make sure your chimney is back in black.
Brace your britches for a high voltage reindeer Ride of the Valkyries. On Dasher & Dancer, Prancer & Vixen and all the plump Sugar Plum Venison.
All of your old school childish favorites have been brazenly re-gifted, from a rip-roaring "Snow Miser' to a feedback-drenched funkadelic version of "You're A Mean One Mr. Grinch" to a drum n bass bake of "Little Drummer Boy" to the Ambien-induced snuggle of "I'll Be Home For Christmas" to the punch-drunk fisticuffs of The Kinks "Father Christmas". And tying a twisted bow on top is an indie surf filet of the Sugar Plum Fairies by The Mag Seven.
And if the tolling Holiday bells anchoring the pop-punk chords of Here Holy Spain's "God Damn This Christmas" doesn't seduce your festive mood, then "Fa la la YULE".
1. The Mag Seven "Dance Of The Sugar Plum Fairy"
2. Centro-matic "Fuselage (It's Starting To Look Like Christmas Once Again)"
3. The Deathray Davies "I Got Coal"
4. Vibrolux "I'll Be Home For Christmas"
5. Chomsky "Christmas Time Is Here"
6. Valve "Lincoln Shore"
7. Clumsy "Roamin' Holiday"
8. Viva Maxitone "You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
9. Adventures Of Jet "Waiting On Christmas"
10. Chao "Just Fine"
11. [DARYL] "Wonderful Christmas Time"
12. Pinkston "Father Christmas"
13. Slowride "The Christmas Song"
14. Pleasant Grove "Five Minutes Of Snow"
15. Crash Vinyl "Snow Miser"
16. The Falcon Project "Little Drum n' Bass Boy"
17. Jasper Stone "Saddlin' Up Christmas Morning"
18. Darlington "Xmas"
IDOL CHRISTMAS
1. El Cento "Too Much Snow"
2. Little Black Dress "Holidays"
3. Trey Johnson "Christmas Wishes"
4. Calhoun "(Anywhere But) Home For The Holidays" (Free mp3)
5. Shibboleth "Timothy Dingle
6. Mon Julien "Abandoned House"
7. Chris Holt "What I Always Wanted"
8. Glen Reynolds "All The Beautiful Things"
9. Darstar "Rough Diamonds"
10. Here Holy Spain "God-Damn This Christmas"
IDOL RECORDS.COM
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